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Alice and the Mouse Boots

Alice in Wonderland

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Alice never intended to cry an ocean. But now that it's inevitable, the rodent seems to understand.

Pool of Tears is a surreal, aquatic rendering of emotional scale and strange friendship. Adapted from John Tenniel’s original 1865 illustration in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, this design captures one of the book’s most hauntingly odd moments: Alice, mid-transformation, adrift in a flood of her own making, swimming beside a somber, long-suffering mouse.

Each panel floats in moody watercolor: gentle greens, spectral grays, ink-black mice fur, and the pale gold of Alice’s flowing hair. The outer panels show the pair swimming parallel—emotion and reason side by side. The toe panels isolate their faces in mirrored downward gaze, as if you’re stepping into their shared melancholy. The back heels echo the flooded backdrop, each showing just a tail or trailing lock disappearing into current.

The full design moves like a looped fable—part dream, part regret, part rescue attempt that never reaches shore.

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

The Laments recovered this design during a flood of the East Wing Archives—when a forgotten trunk labeled “WEEPING REPRODUCTIONS” bobbed to the surface of Vault 9. Inside: warped editions of childhood classics, their margins scribbled with emotionally inappropriate commentary and faintly damp rituals. This particular panel, marked only with the phrase “Too much. Again.” was considered a relic of emotional overspill—an artifact meant not to be worn, but to be forgiven. They wore it anyway.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

  • Lovers of Alice in Wonderland who favor the stranger, sadder pages
  • Readers who cried once during a children’s book and never fully stopped
  • Daydreamers with overactive tear ducts and overthinking tendencies
  • Those who collect illustrated literature, emotional metaphors, or deadpan rodents
  • Anyone who’s ever thought: “It wasn’t that big a feeling… until it was”

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

Alice in Wonderland

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Melancholy wonder
  • Victorian surrealism
  • Emotion without anchor
  • Childlike sorrow, grown sharp
  • Friendship in the wake of too much feeling

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Victorian grief dressed as whimsy
  • Soft tragedy in an illustrated tide
  • A mouse that knows more than it says
  • The moment before waking, when sorrow still has shape
  • A flood of feeling, politely annotated

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

  • Adapted from one of the most emotionally charged moments in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
  • Soft-toned composition that swims in sadness and absurdity
  • Iconic Tenniel lines preserved with watercolor grace and psychological weight
  • Toe panels create a mirrored reflection of Alice and the Mouse—perfect symmetry of grief and quiet understanding
  • Ideal for lovers of surreal Victorian literature, introspective fantasy, and quiet drama disguised as children’s stories

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

Songs for Swimmers Who Never Meant to Swim

"All the Good Girls Go to Hell" – Billie Eilish
Whimsical menace meets reluctant descent.

"Comptine d’un autre été" – Yann Tiersen
A sorrowful waltz for the moments that feel too beautiful and too strange to bear.

"The Greatest" – Cat Power
The voice of someone who’s already underwater, but still looking for the shore.

"Heavy Water/I’d Rather Be Sleeping" – Grouper
A drone-dream of sleep, memory, and immersion.

"White Rabbit" – Jefferson Airplane
A direct descent into the Wonderland mindscape—curiouser, curiouser, and completely soaked.

  • Size Sorrows Be Gone

    The Laments Shall Stitch Another Pair If Yours Don’t Fit.

    • Fits true, like fate.
    • Removable insole—should you wish to walk a softer path.
    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Canvas kissed by design, grounded by a rubber sole.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.