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  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
  • An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops - Jaded Lament
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An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes Hightops

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The frogs do not flee the serpents. In curious and stoic courage, they observe.

An Arrangement of Frogs and Snakes is a visual invocation—part anatomical study, part field spell, part forgotten diagram lifted from a book that should not have been opened in the first place. Snakes coil in varying loops across each panel, not in conflict, but in choreography—performing some ancient alignment known only to the cold-blooded and the brave.

Every serpent is captured mid-curve: elegant, deliberate, unhurried. They wind past seed pods, spines, botanical curiosities, and faint glyphs—as if biology and enchantment had come to a truce, just for a moment, to create something beautiful. Meanwhile, stoic frogs sit quietly along the back panels, their textured forms acting as sentinels. They are not prey. They are the still point in the spiral.

The color palette is rich and aged: parchment-beige for the base, with earthy red-browns, olive greens, and glistening charcoal scales across the snakes. The frogs ground the chaos in muted moss and stone. The whole thing hums with arcane naturalism—as if someone translated a frog’s heartbeat into serpent motion.

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• True to Size
• Fit wider feet
• Removable insole
• Top quality materials
• Canvas fabric with rubber outsole
• Amazing colors & print quality
• Custom made Just For YOU!

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Diagram of the Living Spell
You move in silent pattern. Your presence alters rooms—not by command, but by being exactly where you were meant to stand.

Calm of the Sentinel Amphibian
Your stillness is mistaken for passivity. It is, in fact, a posture of power. You absorb, observe, and unsettle.

Elegance of the Ritual Coil
Grants grace under pressure, charm in confusion, and beauty in contradiction. You are never out of step—you are the rhythm others haven’t yet learned.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

According to Jaded Lament lore, this design is adapted from the Codex Anura Serpentis, a single surviving page of a manuscript believed to have been co-authored by a toad and a garden snake beneath the full moon of a failed harvest. The rest of the manuscript was reportedly eaten by one of the authors. Interpret as you wish.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • A spell cast through structure: These coils weren’t thrown—they were arranged, like a musical scale or a ward
  • Frogs as anchors, snakes as motion: It’s a wearable balance of stillness and spiral
  • Rich with subtle lore: Each snake, each toad, each curved line hints at something older than maps
  • Worn by Laments during field rites, molting rituals, and exams requiring memorization of dangerous texts

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Witchy biologists and enchanted naturalists
  • Herpetology nerds who dream in spirals
  • Spellcasters who prefer their familiars to have fangs and slime
  • Anyone who believes order isn’t always straight lines—sometimes, it coils

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Ritual intelligence
  • Winding fascination
  • Natural menace, organized
  • Muted magic
  • Arcane biological calm

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

This is one of the Lament's most visually kinetic designs—pulsing with ritual energy and biological motion. The arrangement is dense but intentional: a spell circle written in coils, eyes, and anatomical flourishes. It feels like a ritual of transformation, captured at the moment just before it completes.

The snakes move, but the frogs don’t. We shall all learn from them.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

Five songs that move with deliberate rhythm, pattern, and unsettling grace—each one a pulse in a living diagram.

"Motion Picture Soundtrack" – Radiohead
As mournful as it is sacred. A closing spell whispered at the end of a ritual.

"In the Garden" – Orville Peck
Crooning, haunted, and surprisingly still. Like a frog singing to the snake beneath starlight.

"Snakes Got Legs" – James Tillman
Hypnotic, sinuous, and lightly absurd. A groove you could cast a field spell to.

"The Rip" – Portishead
Serpent-like in structure: slow entrance, shimmered shift, a climax that coils before it bites.

"Strange Mercy" – St. Vincent
A perfect frog-snake track—ritualistic, patterned, cryptically tender, and just a bit dangerous.

The Tedious but Necessary Bits

  • Size Sorrows Be Gone

    The Laments Shall Stitch Another Pair If Yours Don’t Fit.

    • Fits true, like fate.
    • Removable insole—should you wish to walk a softer path.
    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Canvas kissed by design, grounded by a rubber sole.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.

  • Product Details

    • Custom printed shoes
    • Amazing colors and print quality
    • Premium canvas fabric
    • Outsole and toe cap made of durable rubber
    • Memory EVA insole for maximum comfort
    • Classic timeless style
    • Lace-up closure for a snug fit