• Call Upon the Star Black Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Call Upon the Star Black Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Call Upon the Star Black Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Call Upon the Star Black Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
1 4

Call Upon the Star Black Car Seat Cover

The Watcher in the Grove (Black + Acid Chartreuse)

$89.99 USD
$109.99 USD $89.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.

These high-top shoes are woven from the divine geometry and mythic symmetry of a Polish woodcut-inspired celestial artwork, featuring a radiant, winged figure framed by a luminous world-tree and crowned with a six-pointed star. This is no ordinary angel—it is a guardian between realms, a keeper of thresholds, and a watcher who does not blink.

Every panel is anchored by sacred balance. The central figure, with her monumental wings and sigil-laced robes, stands as both priestess and pillar. Behind her rises a white-hot Tree of Life, glowing with revelation. Above her, a floating star—like a seal, a symbol, or a celestial permission slip. All around her: patterns etched with holy repetition, like a prayer said in perfect rhythm.

Now available in three powerful colorways, each one invoking a different ritual tone:

  • The Oracle in Daylight (White + Moss Gold): Bright, ethereal, grounded in earth and air. Feels like speaking to a star at noon.
  • The Timeless Grimoire (Ivory + Black): Classic inkwork tones; echoes of parchment, candle flame, and sacred books not meant to be read aloud.
  • The Watcher in the Grove (Black + Acid Chartreuse): A bold, alchemical contrast—an angelic apparition rendered in electric moss and black sky.

Free size replacement!

• True to Size
• Fit wider feet
• Removable insole
• Top quality materials
• Canvas fabric with rubber outsole
• Amazing colors & print quality
• Custom made Just For YOU!

Size Guide

Size Guide

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

The Invoked Ascent
When you speak, something ancient listens. When you walk, your path aligns.

The Sigil Remembers
You gain protection through patterns, ritual through repetition. The geometry around you becomes a language only you can read—and rewrite.

The Watcher’s Gaze
You see what is poised to become. The liminal becomes visible. You catch glimpses of yourself from a higher vantage.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

The Laments consider this one a high-risk consecrated object. One swore it opened her third eye. Another wore it during a thunderstorm and claimed the lightning followed her home. A third simply whispered, “She spoke,” and refused further questions. Whatever your beliefs, the stars are now aware of you.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Inspired by a Polish print steeped in mystic symbolism and celestial balance
  • Central winged figure and radiant world-tree evoke angelic protectors and ritual guardians
  • Each panel is symmetrically composed, functioning as both design and visual invocation
  • A design you wear for summoning, watching, and being watched

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Fans of sacred geometry, angelic lore, and symmetrical design
  • Collectors of occult fashion, mystic symbolism, and antique ritual art
  • Lovers of Polish or Slavic mysticism, visual folklore, or ceremonial iconography
  • Devotees of tarot, alchemy, and astral projection aesthetics
  • Anyone who’s ever looked at a star and said, “Now listen to me.”

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Sacred symmetry
  • Esoteric elegance
  • Celestial presence
  • Alchemical devotion
  • Quiet omnipotence

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

These are walking rituals.
The winged figure is a force.
Each pair is a fusion of occult mysticism and sacred geometry, a call to the stars themselves.
The symmetry, the star, the tree—They seal, sanctify, and see.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

Five songs that echo like a sigil traced in silence—angelic, esoteric, celestial, commanding.

"Fourth of July" – Sufjan Stevens
Gentle as breath, yet cosmic in scope. A conversation with the beyond in soft tones.

"Joga" – Björk
Chaos held in rapture. The sonic mirror of sacred tension, emotional tectonics, and starlit defiance.

"Dreams" – Sol Seppy
A float through the astral—delicate, reverent, and vaguely radioactive.

"Angel" – Massive Attack
Shadow meets power. The sound of being watched by something holy and unmerciful.

"Stars and Sons" – Broken Social Scene
Joyful distortion and pattern-based build—like dancing with sacred math in a golden grove.

  • The Tedious but Necessary Bits

    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.
    • Set of 2 custom printed car seat covers
    • Amazing colors and print quality
    • Constructed with high-quality polyester micro-fiber fabric for maximum durability and comfort
    • Add style to your seats while protecting them from spills stains, tearing, fading and more
    • Designed for quick and easy installation on most car and SUV bucket styles seats, no tools required
    • Elastic backing and fastening system ensures a snug and secure universal fit on most standard car and SUV seats
    • Not for use on seats with integrated airbags, seatbelts and or armrests
    • Will not fit on extra large bucket/ truck/ SUV seats
    • Care instructions: Remove the cover from the car seat. Hand-wash using cold water and mild soap. Don't use bleach or washing machine. Lie flat or line to dry. Don't use the dryer or iron the cover.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.