• Crawl the Sea of Stars Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl the Sea of Stars Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl the Sea of Stars Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl the Sea of Stars Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
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Crawl the Sea of Stars Car Seat Cover

Ghost Tide – white with a gilded crab

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Behold a crustaceous marvel dredged from the ink-dark depths of the Jaded Lament archives. This high-top design features a sprawling, spiny crab rendered in exquisite scientific precision—a creature caught mid-scuttle, its clawed limbs arched as though grasping at something just out of reach. The anatomical detailing is lifted from 19th-century natural history illustrations, expanded and mythologized into a wearable invocation.

Choose your version of this tidal omen:

  • Cursed Abyss – a black background with golden crab: like treasure buried in midnight water.

  • Ghost Tide – white canvas with a gilded crab: stark and haunting, like the hush after a storm.

  • Moon Drowned – white base with a violet crab: strange, soft, and starborne—where the ocean meets dream.

The segmented limbs of the creature arc across each shoe, claws curling around the outer panels like ancient runes. Its eyes, alien and watchful, hold the gaze of something that remembers when the world was still salt and silence. The wraparound print ensures every step is encased in arcane tide.

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Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Seeker of Gentle Crossings
You walk where the veil thins—between waking and dream, tide and sky, memory and mist.

Voice that Quiets the Storm
Your presence hushes chaos. Tempests bow. Anger pauses. Calm blooms in your wake.

Finder of What the Sea Keeps
The ocean hides, but not from you. What’s lost finds a way back through your steps.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

According to Lament field journals, this species was last seen clawing its way through a ruined observatory, leaving behind not tracks but star maps scratched into stone. Whether omen or offering, its return to our shelves is not to be taken lightly.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Features a scientific-style crab illustration enlarged to mythic scale
  • Claw geometry echoes sigils and storm spirals
  • Offered in three haunting palettes:
  • Cursed Abyss – black and gold
  • Ghost Tide – white and gold
  • Moon Drowned – white and violet
  • Dynamic left/right layout: claws and shell wrap the entire shoe
  • Ideal for sea rituals, wandering jetty ruins, or confronting oceanic omens

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Lovers of antique marine biology illustrations and vintage scientific art
  • Gothic sea-creature fanatics and tide-drenched romantics
  • Cryptid-hunters, stormwalkers, and aesthetic marine biologists
  • Anyone drawn to sharp, surreal statement sneakers with a touch of the abyss

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Nautical mystery
  • Crawling inevitability
  • Tidal strength
  • Arcane science

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

This isn’t a cute crustacean. This is a sigiled survivor from a prehistoric pageant—spiny, sacred, and strange. Crawl the Sea of Stars invites you into deep waters, toward a tide that remembers. These shoes don’t just depict a creature—they resurrect it. A relic scuttling through myth and silt, wrapped in salt, shadow, and something celestial.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

(1) “Undo” – The 1975
Soft and ghostly—a shimmer of healing and unraveling.

(2) “I Talk to the Wind” – King Crimson
A timeless, tranquil confession carried by breeze.

(3) “Night Song” – Family Band
A lullaby wrapped in smoke and shadowed lantern-light.

(4) “All the Good Girls Go to Hell” – Billie Eilish
Sinister with elegance—like a warning etched in coral.

(5) “Oblivion” – Bastille (Live from Capitol Studios)
Gentle devastation with a celestial ache.

For those who drift, divine, and carry gentleness like armor.

  • The Tedious but Necessary Bits

    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.
    • Set of 2 custom printed car seat covers
    • Amazing colors and print quality
    • Constructed with high-quality polyester micro-fiber fabric for maximum durability and comfort
    • Add style to your seats while protecting them from spills stains, tearing, fading and more
    • Designed for quick and easy installation on most car and SUV bucket styles seats, no tools required
    • Elastic backing and fastening system ensures a snug and secure universal fit on most standard car and SUV seats
    • Not for use on seats with integrated airbags, seatbelts and or armrests
    • Will not fit on extra large bucket/ truck/ SUV seats
    • Care instructions: Remove the cover from the car seat. Hand-wash using cold water and mild soap. Don't use bleach or washing machine. Lie flat or line to dry. Don't use the dryer or iron the cover.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.