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  • Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes - Jaded Lament
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Crawl The Sea Of Stars Clasic Shoes

Moon Drowned – white base with a violet crab

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Behold a crustaceous marvel dredged from the ink-dark depths of the Jaded Lament archives. This high-top design features a sprawling, spiny crab rendered in exquisite scientific precision—a creature caught mid-scuttle, its clawed limbs arched as though grasping at something just out of reach. The anatomical detailing is lifted from 19th-century natural history illustrations, expanded and mythologized into a wearable invocation.

Choose your version of this tidal omen:

  • Cursed Abyss – a black background with golden crab: like treasure buried in midnight water.

  • Ghost Tide – white canvas with a gilded crab: stark and haunting, like the hush after a storm.

  • Moon Drowned – white base with a violet crab: strange, soft, and starborne—where the ocean meets dream.

The segmented limbs of the creature arc across each shoe, claws curling around the outer panels like ancient runes. Its eyes, alien and watchful, hold the gaze of something that remembers when the world was still salt and silence. The wraparound print ensures every step is encased in arcane tide.

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Cartographer of Lost Celestials
You map not stars, but what the stars forgot—etched in shell spirals and tide-pulled dreams.

Stillness Beneath the Strangeness
In eerie moments, you remain unshaken. Where others flinch, you observe, steady as the moon.

Favor of the Waxing Current
The tides bend slightly in your favor. Your path swerves, elegantly, impossibly, into perfect alignment.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

According to Lament field journals, this species was last sighted dragging itself across the wreckage of a celestial observatory, etching constellations into obsidian. Its return is not considered a good omen. But it is, undeniably, a powerful one.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Features a scientific-style crab illustration enlarged to mythic scale
  • Claw geometry echoes sigils and storm spirals
  • Offered in three haunting palettes:
  • Cursed Abyss – black and gold
  • Ghost Tide – white and gold
  • Moon Drowned – white and violet
  • Dynamic left/right layout: claws and shell wrap the entire shoe
  • Ideal for sea rituals, wandering jetty ruins, or confronting oceanic omens

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Lovers of antique marine biology illustrations and vintage scientific art
  • Gothic sea-creature fanatics and tide-drenched romantics
  • Cryptid-hunters, stormwalkers, and aesthetic marine biologists
  • Anyone drawn to sharp, surreal statement sneakers with a touch of the abyss

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Nautical mystery
  • Crawling inevitability
  • Tidal strength
  • Arcane science

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

This isn’t a cute crustacean. This is a sigiled survivor from a prehistoric pageant—spiny, sacred, and strange. Crawl the Sea of Stars invites you into deep waters, toward a tide that remembers. These shoes don’t just depict a creature—they resurrect it. A relic scuttling through myth and silt, wrapped in salt, shadow, and something celestial.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

(1) “Echolalia” – Anjimile
Beautifully strange, balancing intimacy and the cosmic.

(2) “Washing of the Water” – Peter Gabriel
A soft prayer for transformation—earthbound and transcendent.

(3) “Labyrinth” – Mondo Gascaro
Winding, mysterious, and gently hypnotic.

(4) “Haunted Waters” – Tōth
Light-flecked melancholy drifting in dreamlike cadence.

(5) “Night Vision” – Suzanne Vega
An ode to quiet watching beneath surreal skies.

A playlist for those who walk the shore of elsewhere, and listen to what the moon hides.

The Tedious but Necessary Bits

  • Size Sorrows Be Gone

    The Laments Shall Stitch Another Pair If Yours Don’t Fit.

    • Fits true, like fate.
    • Removable insole—should you wish to walk a softer path.
    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Canvas kissed by design, grounded by a rubber sole.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.