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  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes - Jaded Lament
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Double Double Toil And Trouble Slip On Shoes

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From the smoke-choked cauldron of Macbeth comes a design steeped in witchcraft, horror, and the cursed charm of theatrical rebellion. The Double, Double, Toil and Trouble Slip-On Shoes are a gothic invocation rendered wearable—a ritual in ink and sole.

Across the charred-black upper, you’ll find vintage illustrations echoing the iconic chants of Shakespeare’s Weird Sisters: cauldrons bubble, familiars leer, frogs boil, and tongues loll. It’s a visual incantation, whispering arcane poetry in every step. These aren’t mere nods to the play—they’re pulled straight from the pages of 19th-century folios and fire-singed grimoires, resurrected to stalk modern streets with spectral swagger.

The design is brazenly bold. Each panel is a stage of menace and mirth, where eyes of newt dance beside the bones of iambic pentameter. The tongue of the shoe itself is a ritual scroll—laced not with thread, but with fate.

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

  • The Tongue of the Damned: Speak truths others dare not—hex with eloquence.
  • Thread of the Fate-Cutters: Untangle the destinies others fear to face. Rewrite your ending.
  • Witch’s Stride: Walk boldly into chaos, knowing you’re the reason the wind is howling.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

Jaded Lament lore holds that this particular design was inspired by a pair of slippers found beneath the floorboards of the Globe Theatre during renovations in 1887. Strangely warm to the touch, they contained a single sprig of belladonna.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Draws directly from the iconography and text of Macbeth, one of literature’s most cursed tragedies.
  • Deep-black canvas base mimics the ashes of burnt scripts and forbidden books.
  • Ideal for fans of witchcraft, dark theater, and literary rebellion.
  • Designed for those who want to make an entrance that feels like a curse and a blessing all at once.

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Witches who laugh at cauldrons but still stir them.
  • Shakespeare enthusiasts with a taste for the macabre.
  • Gothic fashion lovers craving something more literate than latex.
  • Fans of witchcore aesthetics, dark academia, and theatrical rebellion.
  • Anyone who’s ever whispered “out, damned spot” while scrubbing eyeliner.

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Midnight incantation
  • Gloom in velvet gloves
  • Gothic opulence, bardic chaos
  • A monologue whispered into the void

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

If Edgar Allan Poe and a Royal Shakespeare Company costumer opened a bar and only served hemlock and absinthe, these are the shoes they'd wear to mop the floor in style. Elegant as a stage soliloquy, sinister as prophecy whispered through keyholes. This is not just fashion—it’s a performance of fate. The kind you wear when your story ends in blood and applause.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

(1) "Bury a Friend" – Billie Eilish
An eerie lullaby for the cursed and curious—full of whispers, warnings, and unwanted visitors.

(2) "Season of the Witch" – Donovan
Psychedelic prophecy with just the right amount of smirk—summons chaos and charm in equal measure.

(3) "Exit Music (For a Film)" – Radiohead
Shakespearean tragedy wrapped in trembling, modern sorrow—perfect for dramatic exits, and darker returns.

(4) "I Am Stretched On Your Grave" – Sinéad O'Connor
A haunting declaration of love, loss, and spectral loyalty—utterly bewitching.

(5) "Opheliac" – Emilie Autumn
Baroque madness, feminist fury, and theatrical chaos—what Lady Macbeth might scream into a mirror.

The Tedious but Necessary Bits

  • Size Sorrows Be Gone

    The Laments Shall Stitch Another Pair If Yours Don’t Fit.

    • Fits true, like fate.
    • Removable insole—should you wish to walk a softer path.
    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Canvas kissed by design, grounded by a rubber sole.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.