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  • Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes - Jaded Lament
  • Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes - Jaded Lament
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Let The Cards Fall Classic Shoes

Alice in Wonderland Canvas Classic Shoes

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A chaos of suits. A girl on the edge of rebellion. A courtroom crumbling into absurdity. Let the Cards Fall captures the electric final moments of Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, where our heroine refuses to play by the rules of a nonsense world. On each side of the shoe, Alice stands defiant, fists raised as cards whirl and scatter around her like shrapnel from a dream unraveling. The panels are lifted from a classic public domain edition, retaining the hand-colored charm of vintage illustration with added compositional boldness.

An ace of spades on one heel. A queen dangling above the toe. And down the tongue: a vertiginous rain of cards, tumbling toward justice, or chaos, or tea. The yellowed parchment background evokes the scent of forgotten libraries and feverish imagination.

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Gift of the Shuffled Fate: Twist luck itself to your favor, even when the odds were stacked against you.

Voice of the Unraveled Court: Speak with fearless clarity in realms ruled by nonsense and noise.

Rebel’s Grace: Leap through falling chaos with elegance, knowing the heart of every game before the first move is made.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

According to the Laments’ archived court records, these very shoes were once presented as Exhibit 15B during the Trial of the Queen’s Last Afternoon. The defendant, a small girl, was accused of thinking too loudly. Her sentence? Revolution. Her defense? “You’re nothing but a pack of cards.”

She was acquitted.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Includes original vintage illustration of the climactic scene from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
  • Features a flurry of vintage card suits and figures, preserved with rich texture and linework
  • Tongue print transforms into a cascade of flying cards
  • Bold, imaginative composition with a hand-colored style
  • Perfect for lovers of classic tales, absurdism, and rebellion in a tea dress

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Alice fans who appreciate her grit as much as her whimsy
  • Readers who thrive in the courtrooms of the surreal
  • Lovers of classic literature with a punk streak
  • Card players who know when to fold—and when to flip the whole table

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Defiant whimsy
  • Surrealist courage
  • Literary rebellion
  • Chaotic good
  • Wonderland on the verge

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

A confrontation in a nonsense kingdom. A child refusing the throne. This design is joyfully mutinous—vintage chaos stitched with confidence. The sepia tones give way to riotous color: deep reds, verdant greens, ink-black outlines. It’s one part fairytale, one part legal farce, and entirely a declaration of self. Perfect for anyone who has ever felt like shouting “Off with their heads!”—but meant it politely.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

(1) "Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)" – Florence + The Machine
Pagan pageantry and surreal defiance, wrapped in trembling, beautiful urgency.

(2) "Girl Anachronism" – The Dresden Dolls
Punk-cabaret energy, like a clockwork Alice storming a courtroom at full tilt.

(3) "White Rabbit" – Jefferson Airplane
Psychedelic defiance from the Wonderland generation; hypnotic, inevitable.

(4) "Heads Will Roll" – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
A danceable, sinister threat — perfect for toppling tyrants with a smirk.

(5) "Card House Dreamer" – This Providence
Bittersweet and urgent, evoking the fragility of imaginary kingdoms and stubborn hope.

This mix captures surreal rebellion, whimsical defiance, dream logic, and tea-stained revolution.

The Tedious but Necessary Bits

  • Size Sorrows Be Gone

    The Laments Shall Stitch Another Pair If Yours Don’t Fit.

    • Fits true, like fate.
    • Removable insole—should you wish to walk a softer path.
    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Canvas kissed by design, grounded by a rubber sole.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.