• Not A Land of Lambs Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Not A Land of Lambs Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Not A Land of Lambs Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
  • Not A Land of Lambs Car Seat Cover - Jaded Lament
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Not A Land of Lambs Car Seat Cover

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A fascist vulture. A clenched fist. A star that does not flinch.

This design does not ask permission. It proclaims.
Lifted from a 1941 anti-fascist poster by the Russian artist Deni, this shoe bears the urgency of survival and the visual ferocity of wartime protest. The defiant slogan, written in bold black and crimson Cyrillic, hurls across the canvas like a brick through glass:

"The fascist vulture has learned that we are not a land of lambs!"

The red roars. The iron cross cracks under weight. The imagery slices with the same sharp geometry that once galvanized citizens to rise. And that rise—sharp, necessary, unrelenting—remains.

Set against a backdrop of aged paper and scorched resolve, the illustration is more than history. It’s a promise: that the spirit of resistance never dies, only changes shape. These are not just shoes. They are banners.

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Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

• Original 1941 artwork by Deni, digitally resurrected with reverence and fire

• The vulture mid-collapse—caught in the moment the tide turned

• High-contrast red and black lettering over a yellowed wartime wash

• Perfect for revolutionaries, historians, and any soul who won't be led quietly

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • History buffs with fire in their veins and revolution in their playlists
  • Designers and artists who revere the power of bold propaganda
  • Activists, organizers, and the quietly furious
  • Anyone who understands that style can be a weapon, and every step a stand
  • Collectors of political ephemera, wartime posters, and righteous iconography

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Defiant
  • Revolutionary
  • Boldly historical
  • Rage made art

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

This is propaganda with teeth. The kind that once hung in bullet-riddled stations, whispered down alleyways, and was hidden in coat linings before the midnight raid. Not a Land of Sheep doesn’t just remember resistance—it relives it. These are for those who speak truth to power, even when it shakes the ground.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

  • The Tedious but Necessary Bits

    • Crafted from premium materials, blessed and battle-ready.
    • Colors hold fast like memory—vivid, precise, unforgettable.
    • Made-to-order, conjured just for you—no two pairs walk the same world.
    • Set of 2 custom printed car seat covers
    • Amazing colors and print quality
    • Constructed with high-quality polyester micro-fiber fabric for maximum durability and comfort
    • Add style to your seats while protecting them from spills stains, tearing, fading and more
    • Designed for quick and easy installation on most car and SUV bucket styles seats, no tools required
    • Elastic backing and fastening system ensures a snug and secure universal fit on most standard car and SUV seats
    • Not for use on seats with integrated airbags, seatbelts and or armrests
    • Will not fit on extra large bucket/ truck/ SUV seats
    • Care instructions: Remove the cover from the car seat. Hand-wash using cold water and mild soap. Don't use bleach or washing machine. Lie flat or line to dry. Don't use the dryer or iron the cover.

  • Trade Routes, Tides & Transit

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.