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Roses For The Dead Blanket

Velveteen Plush Blanket

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A valentine from beyond the veil. Roses For The Dead is a woven love letter wrapped in shadow—a radiant skull, painted in glimmering jade and spectral teal, grins knowingly as lush red roses burst forth from its sockets, jaw, and crown. Life and death do not argue here; they entwine. They bloom. They kiss forever.

Petals scatter like whispers across a blackened field, while thorns curl protectively around what remains. The skull does not mourn. The roses do not wither. This is a celebration—of devotion in decay, of beauty that never asked permission, of glamour that does not end at the grave.

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Those who embrace this relic may find themselves touched by the following enchantments:

  • Devotion Without Decay: Love lingers longer, affections deepen, and those who wear this piece close may find bonds hard to sever.
  • The Beauty in the Ending: A gift for clarity, closure, and the aesthetic acceptance of change—especially when bittersweet.
  • Elegance Untouched by Time: An elevated presence, magnetic confidence, and the uncanny ability to look perfect even in chaos (or candlelight).

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

Unearthed during the renovation of the long-abandoned Château Lys, this textile was discovered folded beneath a heart-shaped marble tile in the master suite. No human remains were found. Only a single rose—completely intact and still fragrant—resting atop the blanket. We didn’t ask questions. We took it home.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Symbolism that refuses to die: The skull is exquisitely rendered—not morbid, but mythic—while the roses bloom like revenge or a vow kept long past its due.
  • Color contrast that commands a room: Deep teal and electric red bloom violently from black, making this both a centerpiece and a warning.
  • A portrait of beauty in defiance: This isn’t "pretty" in the safe sense. It’s gorgeous in the way lightning is gorgeous—dangerous, unignorable, divine.
  • Perfect for romantic rituals, cursed inheritance, or naps with intent.

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Lovers of gothic romance, baroque funerary art, and florals with teeth
  • Those who believe heartbreak is best paired with good lighting
  • Anyone who’s ever written a love letter they never sent
  • Fans of skull art, red roses, and macabre beauty that doesn’t flinch

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Romantic decay
  • Glamorous doom
  • Eternal desire
  • Theatrics with tenderness
  • Feels like silk gloves in a coffin, perfume over ash, and love that lingers past the last heartbeat

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

This blanket feels like a gothic valentine, sent from a past life to your current one. It's romance steeped in rot, glamour stitched with grave-dust. Whether worn, hung, or simply kept folded with care, it makes a statement:

“I cherish life, and I do not flinch from death.”

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

(1) "Dead Flowers" – Miranda Lambert
A modern country requiem for beauty left behind—burned-out, bitter, and undeniably alive.

(2) "Where the Wild Roses Grow" – Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue
Murder ballad meets love song. Delicate and deadly. A rose pressed between crime and confession.

(3) "Roseability" – Idlewild
Literary longing and floral metaphors in a rock framework—feels like shouting elegies into bloom.

(4) "Skeleton" – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Brittle, seductive, and eerie—like dancing in the bones of who you used to be.

(5) "Garden" – Dua Saleh
Sultry, slow-burning, and almost ceremonial—perfect for planting roses in memory’s darkest soil.

This mix captures the blooming edge of death, the sensual elegance of decay, and the strange comfort of a skull crowned in roses.

  • The Tedious but Necessary Bits

    Product features
    - Double needle topstitch for durability
    - Crafted from soft polyester fabric
    - Adult-sized for optimal coziness
    - Vibrant print on one side
    - Medium heavy-weight fabric for extra warmth

    Care instructions
    - Do not dryclean
    - Do not iron
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Do not bleach
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

    Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

    Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China

    Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

  • Shipping

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.