• The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket - Jaded Lament
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The Raven Nevermore & Evermore Blanket

Velveteen Plush Blanket

$44.99 USD
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A lament, a legend, a literary invocation

Nevermore & Evermore is less blanket, more prophecy. Woven into its fibers is the unmistakable gaze of Edgar Allan Poe, caught somewhere between genius and ghost, revelation and ruin. His eyes, wild and hollow, seem to track the room—unblinking, unresolved.

Looming beside him is the raven: muse, tormentor, oracle. Rendered in spectral shades of ink-black and storm-blue, its red eye gleams with unspoken lines and eternal judgment. The two figures—man and bird—do not simply coexist. They converse, forever.

Fringed edges complete the look, lending an air of antique tapestry. This isn’t a throw blanket. It’s a summoning cloth for poets, dramatists, and those who speak fluently in dread and beauty.

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Those who claim this relic may find themselves blessed with:

  • Madness Made Majestic: The ability to harness obsession and sorrow into beauty, wit, and unshakable presence.
  • The Raven’s Recall: Enhanced memory of dreams, poems, and things you swore you’d forgotten. Often unsettling, occasionally useful.
  • Sanctified Melancholy: A comforting heaviness that turns loneliness into art, and longing into armor.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

Recovered from the ruins of the Winthrop School for the Unwell, this piece was found draped over a rocking chair facing a cracked window. The chair was still moving. No one had been inside for eighty-six years.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Portraiture with presence: Poe’s face is rendered with painterly drama and unsettling depth.
  • The raven’s gaze: Unnerving, powerful, and perfect for summoning lost thoughts or ex-lovers.
  • Color palette of madness and mourning: Jet black, bruise-blue, blood-rust—an emotional storm woven in cotton.
  • Fringe like a funeral shroud: Adds weight, texture, and the illusion of age (and possibly curse).

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Lovers of The Raven, The Tell-Tale Heart, and every creaking floorboard in between
  • Devotees of gothic literature, haunted minds, and haunted houses
  • Writers who know their best work arrives at 3:17am
  • Those who’ve ever wanted to drape themselves in beautiful doom

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Literary madness
  • Candlelit obsession
  • Gothic reverence
  • Haunting muse energy
  • Ink-stained nostalgia

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

  • Literary madness
  • Candlelit obsession
  • Gothic reverence
  • Haunting muse energy
  • Feels like ink-stained fingertips, whispered verse, and never-closed windows

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

(1) "Roses" – Angelo Badalamenti
A slow-blooming dirge with cinematic dread—like a velvet curtain parting in a haunted theater.

(2) "Desire" – Anna Calvi
Operatic, fevered, and pulsing with obsession—perfect for whispering Lenore’s name into the void.

(3) "Your Ghost" – Kristin Hersh feat. Michael Stipe
An aching duet between the living and the dead, steeped in acoustic spectrality.

(4) "Strange Mercy" – St. Vincent
Modern, sharp, and quietly unraveling—emotional decay delivered with intellect and poise.

(5) "Spellbound" – Siouxsie and the Banshees
A gothic sprint through the woods of the mind—wild-eyed, dramatic, and utterly bewitching.

This mix captures poetic madness, the echo of loss, dark romanticism, and the ghost of intellect still pacing the floorboards.

  • The Tedious but Necessary Bits

    Product features
    - Double needle topstitch for durability
    - Soft and quick-drying polyester fabric
    - Designed for adult use
    - Sourced responsibly from China
    - High-detail, vibrant prints on one side

    Care instructions
    - Do not dryclean
    - Do not iron
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Do not bleach
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

    Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

    Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China

    Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

  • Shipping

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.