• The Nevermore & Evermore Raven Woven Blanket - Jaded Lament
  • The Nevermore & Evermore Raven Woven Blanket - Jaded Lament
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The Nevermore & Evermore Raven Woven Blanket

Woven Blanket

$99.99 USD
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A lament, a legend, a literary invocation

Nevermore & Evermore is less blanket, more prophecy. Woven into its fibers is the unmistakable gaze of Edgar Allan Poe, caught somewhere between genius and ghost, revelation and ruin. His eyes, wild and hollow, seem to track the room—unblinking, unresolved.

Looming beside him is the raven: muse, tormentor, oracle. Rendered in spectral shades of ink-black and storm-blue, its red eye gleams with unspoken lines and eternal judgment. The two figures—man and bird—do not simply coexist. They converse, forever.

Fringed edges complete the look, lending an air of antique tapestry. This isn’t a throw blanket. It’s a summoning cloth for poets, dramatists, and those who speak fluently in dread and beauty.

Wonders Whispered About These Wares

Powers Bestowed Upon the Possessor

Those who claim this relic may find themselves blessed with:

  • Madness Made Majestic: The ability to harness obsession and sorrow into beauty, wit, and unshakable presence.
  • The Raven’s Recall: Enhanced memory of dreams, poems, and things you swore you’d forgotten. Often unsettling, occasionally useful.
  • Sanctified Melancholy: A comforting heaviness that turns loneliness into art, and longing into armor.

Jaded Lament Discovery Note

Recovered from the ruins of the Winthrop School for the Unwell, this piece was found draped over a rocking chair facing a cracked window. The chair was still moving. No one had been inside for eighty-six years.

Why the Laments Loved This Artifact

  • Portraiture with presence: Poe’s face is rendered with painterly drama and unsettling depth.
  • The raven’s gaze: Unnerving, powerful, and perfect for summoning lost thoughts or ex-lovers.
  • Color palette of madness and mourning: Jet black, bruise-blue, blood-rust—an emotional storm woven in cotton.
  • Fringe like a funeral shroud: Adds weight, texture, and the illusion of age (and possibly curse).

Adored By (and Designed For)

  • Lovers of The Raven, The Tell-Tale Heart, and every creaking floorboard in between
  • Devotees of gothic literature, haunted minds, and haunted houses
  • Writers who know their best work arrives at 3:17am
  • Those who’ve ever wanted to drape themselves in beautiful doom

Atmospheres Clinging to These Relics

  • Literary madness
  • Candlelit obsession
  • Gothic reverence
  • Haunting muse energy
  • Ink-stained nostalgia

These Vibes Shall Be the Emanation

This piece feels less like an object and more like a page torn from the end of a forgotten story—a relic from a night that never ended. To own it is to embrace the beautiful ache of things that do not return.

Hymns to Strengthen Thy Enchanted Relic

Lend Thine Ear, Fortify Thy Powers. Invoke these chants whilst donning thy wares, that the enchantment might seep deeper into thy bones.

(1) The Raven That Refused to Sing – Steven Wilson
A ghost’s lament carried on dying winds. A song for grief so deep, it forgets even how to end.

(2) The Raven – Omnia
A musical retelling of Poe’s poem, steeped in haunting folk instrumentation and melancholy.

(3) All Tomorrow's Parties – The Velvet Underground & Nico
Minimalist, cold, and mournful—feels like wandering through a decaying mansion.

(4) Song to the Siren – This Mortal Coil
Ghostly longing, like a voice calling from across death and dream. Absolutely Poe-worthy.

(5) Cosmic Dancer – T. Rex
Strange, elegant sadness in motion—almost like a spirit twirling in the embers of its own story.

This mix captures romantic decay, obsession, spectral longing, and eerie beauty

  • The Tedious but Necessary Bits

    Product features
    - 100% Cotton for durability and softness
    - Available in two design variants: Photo and Artwork
    - Colorful fringed edges for a stylish touch
    - Multiple sizes to fit any space
    - Designed for both warmth and decorative appeal

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Tumble dry: low heat

    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

    Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

  • Shipping

    A Note from the Laments Regarding Fulfillment: Each relic is conjured upon request, hand-wrought in our faraway atelier with care befitting the Old Ways. Most emerge within 5–10 days; arrival at your threshold may span 2–3 weeks, depending on tides, tempests, or logistics beyond mortal control.

    Some parcels may arrive separately—such is the nature of enchanted logistics.

    Should you harbor questions, omens, or mere curiosities, the Laments are always listening. Reach out at will.