Jaded Lament
The Sloth Stays Soft Glow Hightops
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These high-top shoes celebrate the radical philosophy of slowness with reverent detail and vintage flair, featuring a botanical-era illustration of a sloth suspended in perfect, unhurried grace. Whether in black ink or sun-faded tones, each colorway transforms this gentle creature into a mythic emblem of stillness.
Etched across the outer panels, the sloth clings upside down, limbs relaxed, gaze eternal. On the inside panels, its clawed arm stretches like a natural relic, printed beside a poetic zoological passage that reads like scripture for the chronically overwhelmed:
"The Sloth, in its wild condition, spends its whole life on the trees, and never leaves them but through force or accident; and, what is more extraordinary, it lives not upon the branches, like the squirrel and the monkey..."
Offered in five distinct colorways, each version captures a different facet of the sloth’s strange power:
- Classic Ink (Black & White) – For the vintage minimalist
- Earthprint (White & Olive Brown) – For the naturalist dreamer
- Soft Glow (White & Pale Yellow) – For the sun-faded romantic
- Artifact (White & Moss Brown) – For the antique collector
- Occult Jungle (Black & Acid Yellow) – For the jungle priest of slowness
The sloth does not move and that is why it will move you.
Free size replacement!
• True to Size
• Fit wider feet
• Removable insole
• Top quality materials
• Canvas fabric with rubber outsole
• Amazing colors & print quality
• Custom made Just For YOU!


















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