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Jaded Lament

The Sloth Stays Soft Glow Hightops

Regular price $94.99 USD
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These high-top shoes celebrate the radical philosophy of slowness with reverent detail and vintage flair, featuring a botanical-era illustration of a sloth suspended in perfect, unhurried grace. Whether in black ink or sun-faded tones, each colorway transforms this gentle creature into a mythic emblem of stillness.

Etched across the outer panels, the sloth clings upside down, limbs relaxed, gaze eternal. On the inside panels, its clawed arm stretches like a natural relic, printed beside a poetic zoological passage that reads like scripture for the chronically overwhelmed:

"The Sloth, in its wild condition, spends its whole life on the trees, and never leaves them but through force or accident; and, what is more extraordinary, it lives not upon the branches, like the squirrel and the monkey..."

Offered in five distinct colorways, each version captures a different facet of the sloth’s strange power:

  • Classic Ink (Black & White) – For the vintage minimalist
  • Earthprint (White & Olive Brown) – For the naturalist dreamer
  • Soft Glow (White & Pale Yellow) – For the sun-faded romantic
  • Artifact (White & Moss Brown) – For the antique collector
  • Occult Jungle (Black & Acid Yellow) – For the jungle priest of slowness

The sloth does not move and that is why it will move you. 

Free size replacement!

• True to Size
• Fit wider feet
• Removable insole
• Top quality materials
• Canvas fabric with rubber outsole
• Amazing colors & print quality
• Custom made Just For YOU!

  • Shipping

    Most items are made to order within 5-10 days! I’m a one man brand and most items on the site are made to order utilizing multiple fulfillment partners. On average I see 2-3 weeks from order date to delivery. Please feel free to reach out if you have any questions! Items may ship separately!