Jaded Lament
Woz Stork And Scarecrow Lowtops
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“The stork carried him up into the air.” Not a metaphor. Not a hallucination. Just another day in the beautifully strange geography of Oz—though not the sugarcoated Technicolor one you're used to. This is Oz as it was first drawn: vintage, uncanny, and quietly absurd.
These hightops feature a stark black-and-white scene pulled directly from the original illustrations of L. Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. The Scarecrow, limbs askew, is being lifted skyward by a determined stork—rescued mid-ruin, mid-narrative, mid-whatever-the-hell-that-chapter-was.
The quote—“The stork carried him up into the air”—arches across the top like a line from a child’s fever dream. The ground below spirals away, reduced to a swirl of unreachable landmarks. Both shoes echo the same moment, as if trapped in a loop of surreal salvation. It’s not triumphant. It’s… suspended.

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